Dialogue of the Day

So I have some unreal dialogue to share with you! Some is not entirely appropriate to release, but of the four separate instances, I'll share three.

It was yesterday (just after lunch) when my co-worker, Uncle Ray was putting outlet/light switch templates back on. Here is the first instance of dialogue:

Uncle Ray: "Where are the screws for that open plate over there?"
Myself: "They're the longer ones in that container you have."
Uncle Ray: "Ah, the ultra long screw size."
Myself: "Yep, Ultra long!" (making fun of the adjective used)
My Boss: "*chuckle* "That's what she said." (referring to Uncle Ray's comment and possibly mine)
Myself: *Laughing out loud*
Uncle Ray: *laughing* "Nope, that's what we wish to hear!"
Myself: *Laughing out LOUDER*

Today at lunch, a life lesson from Ray surfaced. Here is the second instance of dialogue:

Uncle Ray: *showing me a picture of a Triumph bike in the Winnipeg Sun*
Myself: "Ah, nice bike."
Uncle Ray: "Yep, she's a beauty."

... Sometime, later on in the conversation...

Uncle Ray (who has his bike license): "What really kills you is the insurance."
Myself: "Ya, you mentioned that last week."
Uncle Ray: "Yep." *he goes back to eating from his massive container of yogurt*

... Sometime, later on in the conversation...

Uncle Ray: "It's not about the speed for me, like most guys. They want to get to their destination as fast as they can. I bike because I enjoy the ride on the way to where I'm going."
Myself: "Cool, that actually makes a lot of sense."
Uncle Ray: "The journey is my destination..."
Myself: *laugh out LOUD* "Wow, Life lessons with RAY!"

Life Lesson: The journey is your destination.

Ah, Uncle Ray never ceases to amaze me! He gets more unreal with each passing day! Here is the dialogue of instance number three:

Myself (putting back shelves on the wall): "Ah shoot, we have to put the other one up first!"
Uncle Ray: *deeply inhales and then exhales by motor boating his lips*
Myself: *laugh out loud* "Donald Duck!" (he does that doesn't he? Anyways it reminded me of Donald Duck)
Uncle Ray: *starts speaking like Donald Duck*!!!!!!
Myself: *LAUGH OUT LOUDEST* (I also joined in on the Donald Duck speech)

There you go! You want to meet Uncle Ray, don't you?!